"The UFOnauts described in so many flying saucer stories seem to be incredibly dumb for creatures apparently capable of interstellar travel - witness their numerous reported landing goofs, their clumsy medical examinations...their general inability to communicate with people. No Earth society would keenly fund such an inefficient bunch of explorers." - Ian Ridpath, Messages From The Stars, 1978
Two requests for the ET evangelists.
Stop insulting extraterrestrial
intelligence.
If they came here, they'd do one of two
things: either greet us or eat us. They wouldn't be hiding.
If they were hiding, they wouldn't be festooned with running lights, beacon lights, disco lights and Christmas ornaments, nor would they allow their craft to be piloted by drunk drivers who might spill alien slag on Maury Island or scatter Martian tinfoil over a ranch in New Mexico.
If they came here incognito, they would use self-replicating subatomic nanotechnology robots, not giant metallic Ray Harryhausen saucers filled with mortal, fallible, bubble-headed humanoids. Our primitive brains and best sensors would never detect them.
If they were hiding, they wouldn't be festooned with running lights, beacon lights, disco lights and Christmas ornaments, nor would they allow their craft to be piloted by drunk drivers who might spill alien slag on Maury Island or scatter Martian tinfoil over a ranch in New Mexico.
If they came here incognito, they would use self-replicating subatomic nanotechnology robots, not giant metallic Ray Harryhausen saucers filled with mortal, fallible, bubble-headed humanoids. Our primitive brains and best sensors would never detect them.
Stop insulting terrestrial
intelligence.
*Ancient aliens didn't build civilization. Humans did.
*“Defying the laws of physics.” That's not a thing.
*“Eyewitness testimony” is notoriously unreliable and unscientific. As proof of ET, it's completely worthless.
*Ancient aliens didn't build civilization. Humans did.
*“Defying the laws of physics.” That's not a thing.
*“Eyewitness testimony” is notoriously unreliable and unscientific. As proof of ET, it's completely worthless.
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